Love Quiz

Gender:
Male
Female
Transgendered
Undecided

Age:
18 to 30
31 to 50
51 to 70
71 to 99
100+

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Gay/Lesbian
Bisexual
Not Sure/Undecided

Your body type:
Skinny/waifish
Average/not overweight
Athletic/Fit
A few extra pounds
Large

What is your favorite color?
Red
Purple
Green
Yellow
Orange
Blue
Black

Do you enjoy reading sex stories?
Yes
No
Undecided/Sometimes

If you had the chance and knew you wouldn't get caught, would you have sex with a married woman?
Yes, definitely
No, that's wrong
Depends on how hot she is, and how many guns her husband owns

If your spouse told you he/she wanted to cheat on you, would you let them?
Yes
Yes, but only if they let me watch/join in
Yes, but only if they let me take pictures
No

Do you prefer:
Barely legal babes (18 to 22)
Mature older babes (35+)
Somewhere in the middle (23 to 34)
No preference

Have you ever had sex with someone at work?
Yes
No
We didn't do it at work, we went to a hotel

Which do you prefer?
Apples
Pears
Bananas
Watermelons

What kind of body type do you like your partner to have?
Petite/waifish
Athletic or average/not overweight
A few extra pounds and curves
Big or supersized
No preference

Would you rather own a:
Dog
Cat
Horse
Fish
Penguin
Mammoth

Say you pick up an incredibly hot woman at a club, and she takes you back to her place to have sex. She has a totally feminine body, but when she takes off her panties, to your amazement out comes a real, functional cock! What would you do?
Leave immediately, I ain't into dicks!
Drop to my knees and service that she-male goddess!
Not sure: If she's hot, I might be able to overlook that one small problem!

Would you ever date someone who was into public nudity, or sex in public?
Nope, sorry, that's not for me!
Hell yeah, sex in public turns me on!
Undecided

What's your favorite position?
Missionary
Doggie-style
69
71
Woman on top
Wheelbarrow
Don't have one/I'll try anything

Do dirty, adult cartoons turn you on?
Yes, I love toon sex!
No, I prefer the real thing.

Do you wish you had a bigger dick?
Yes
No
I don't have a dick

Have you ever had, or have you ever wanted to have, a sexual experience that involved feet?
Yes, feet turn me on immensely!
No, I don't get anything from feet.
Undecided/Curious

Do you consider yourself a:
Top
Bottom
Versatile

Have you ever had, or have you ever wanted to have, a sexual experience with someone of the same gender?
Yes
No
Not sure/don't remember, there were an awful lot of people at the orgy and it was dark

Which number is your favorite?
55
43
19
717

Do you consider yourself:
A Dom/Domme?
A sub?
A switch?
I'm too vanilla for that stuff

Have you ever had sex with more than one partner at once?
Yes
No
Not according to Bill Clinton

Do you prefer:
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry

Would you ever consider partner swapping?
Yes, I'm totally into (or open to) swinging
No, I don't want anyone else messing around with my woman/man
Depends on your definition of 'swapping'